Red Cappuccet

The true story of Red Cappuccet
C'er one time a little bambin very very bell, named Red Cappuccet.
One day su mother le diss: "Red Cappuccet, go to your nonn, and port a cestin of rob da mangiar!"
Red Cappuccet go in the bosc, dov c'er a very very big famelic lup,
ilqual before s'er divorat the nonn e s'er mess in son bed.
Quand Red Cappuccet arriv in the house of son nonn and la vid, diss: "Wow nonn! Che eyes grand che you have!"
The lup rispos: "It is for look you megl, my little!"
Poi Red Cappuccet diss: "Wow! Nonn! Che big hands che you have!"
And the lup rispos: "It is for to embrace you megl, my little bambin!"
Finally Red Cappuccet diss: "Wow! Nonn! Che big bocc che you have!"
And the lup, by a ruggit: "It is for you mangiart megl, my little bambin!"
And in one boccon mang Red Cappuccet! But subit after arriv one glorious cacciator che killed the lup spaparanzated in the bed and salved the nonn and Red Cappuccet.
Qualc years after Red Cappuccet was cresciuted and divented a wonderful girl, a piece of gnocc che non have end!
One day she bumped into the very very big famelic lup,
ilqual s'er salvated and was divented a biker, c le diss:
"Hey! Red Cappuccet! Nice to meet you! Com va the life?"
"One schifezz!", rispos Red Cappuccet, piuttost hungry.
"Well - le diss the very very famelic lup (but adess famelic of another cos) - allor mont up on my motorcycle and let's go together!"
And so visser happy and pleased for tutt the life.
End of the story.
(Laura Laber)
'nGiorno, Famelic Cappuccet.
-Murpho

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